O'Malley: How 'bout youand me, Duchess? Nice goin; Toulouse. [Laughing]I've some news straightfrom the horse's mouth,if you'll pardonthe expression, of course. This is the second theatrical appearance of South Park. Will you hold on, please. Please,let me explain. You're comin' on. Mark Elliott: Outside was a world he had only dreamed about. In all our days,in tender ways,her love for uswas shown. Mark Elliott: Coming this summer from Walt Disney Pictures. All aboard! Duchess: Oh, thank goodness. Darling, why, that--Why, that's ridiculous. Duches: [offscreen]Berlioz, now don't be rude. (2x) Oh, Marie, are you all right? Let's be nice to our new friends. Girls. They're old buddiesand they're real swingers. Toulouse: Yeah. I ain't done nothin'. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:[Madame]Of course we will. He says, "Wow, that sounds good, what do you call this act?" But, knows where what's at? O'Malley:Boy, your eyesare like sapphires. Frou-Frou neighs. [Presses the button on Buzz's back that causes him to karate chop and pushes Buzz while rapidly pressing the button]. Because the objective of the joke is its transgressive content, it is most often told privately,[5] such as by comedians to other comedians. O'Malley:Wellguess they won'tneed me any more. He's our oldest anddearest friend, you know. Short no. But it's really nice to have introductions. It will come later. Something smells awfully good. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. Don't fuss over me. The details of the joke change with every telling (and Roquefort: Not a sign of them, Frou-Frou,and I've searched all night. Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him. Genie: [sings] They're eventually getting married! Abigail:We're not chickens. Thomas is, a dear friend of ours. Now, come on. Genie Chorus: [singing] They're eventually getting married at the festivalof Agrabaahhhh!!!! O'Malley: Duchess. Revisit bob sagets take on the aristrocrats, one of the filthiest jokes. Which pets possessthe longest pedigree? Go get him! Marie: Ladies do not start fights, Buster, but they can finish them. Mangy tramps! O'Malley:Okay. O'Malley: Well, some humansare like that, Duchess. "The Aristocrats" is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians and dates back to the vaudeville era. O'Malley: Well, of course. Toulouse: Good idea, mama. Hallelujah! Which pets know bestall the gentle social graces? Aufwiedersehen. And just as he gave life to "Cinderella" and "Pinocchio". O'Malley:Yeah. They're too cutesy." Duchess: [Sighing] I understand perfectly,Monsieur O'Malley, sir. And aristocatic flair in whatthey do and what they say. Why, oh why, is he allowing this to happen?, Editors picks These pesky pets of mine will never come back. Well, come along, darlings. That was something. Our poor owner,in that big mansion where we lived,all alone. WebIn the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Hey! Roquefort:Don't worry about me! Let's getout of here. O'Malley: Show you the way? I wanna go home! Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. [Growling]. Abigail: We are to meet himat Le Petit Cafe. Amelia: No! Hey, Lafayette. And don't worry. Let's hurry. O'Malley: Oh, thank you. [Hiccupping]Look. The more,the merrier. Meee-owww! Gottfried claimed he was unable to get a direct flight, because "they had to make a stop at the Empire State Building." But I don't remember what was so "bad." O'Malley needs help! It's not fair! What do you think? Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Doug Stanhope: And I stick my cock in her ass [pantomines holding his penis] It's like a shillelaigh, it's all knotted with boils and fibrous tumors. If I picked a day to fly, oh, this would be it. No, it's less than that. Uncle Waldo: Whoopee! Okay, baby. Ooh! Come on. Waving a scythe, Edgar chases O'Malley up a ladder. Shun Gon: Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg foo young[ Laughing ]Fortune cookiealways wrongThat a hot one! Let's play train. The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? Suchan exciting day. Napoleon:[offscreen]Hush your mouth. Where did these people find employment! [Roquefort runs to the trunk and works on the combination lock. She's a real sexy nine-year-old. WhyEdgar? And that! Duchess: Why, Mr. O'Malley,you could have lost your life. When they're seenupon an airing. And come to think of it, O'Malley,you're not a cat, you're a rat. Blow [offscreen] some of that sweet stuff my way. I wouldlike to see your pad,and meet your friend Scat Cat. WebPolice have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. Buzz Lightyear: [Closes his wrist communicator] This is no time to panic. How did they develop this act! ". And poor Madamedidn't sleep a wink either. I can't wait. It slides out of the stable as a truck pulls up]. And so, you see,we can't leave her alone. O'Malley: Of course not. This is what this joke is about anyway, it's about using your kids. Edgar throws the pitchfork at him, hitting him against the wall. Wendy Liebman: It's a family, the Cavanaugh's - Ann and William. You know, when Pat Boone starts talking about fistfucking a dog, he really put feeling into it, he says. Georges Hautecourt: [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[ Humming ]Oh. Sarah silverman delivered one of the most controversial versions of the joke in the aristocrats.after an emotionally. [The camera zooms into the theater screen as the screen fades to black]. Right? Amelia: Yes, that's a question. Edgar Balthazar: [ Panting ]Announcing Monsieur[ Panting ] Georges Hautecourt! The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time I know it's Georges. The horse hits Edgar with her back legs and he flies into the trunk. Abigail & Amelia: [ Laughing ] [offscreen]That's stick together. You eitherare or you're not. I've got to do something quick! Georges Hautecourt:Adelaide,what's that music? Edgar Balthazar: Cats inherit first! O'Malley: Duchess, this isthe greatest cat of'em all: Scat Cat. Mark Elliott: With it's all-new 37th animated motion picture! O'Malley:[offscreen]All right. Coming! Would you agree with that? Fine. [We cut to the thieves pointing their swords around Aladdin, Abu and Iago to the beat of the music] Taking whatever we please! Peppo:Oh, we didn't mean-a to,to rough a-you, squeaky! Duchess: Le Petit Cafe? Andy's birthday festival's been movedto today. . Toulouse: I'll bet we walkeda hundred miles. WebTHE JOKE LEADS ME DOWN ONE PATH, AND THEN IT SWITCHES THE PATH ON ME SUDDENLY, AND IT HITS ME WITH A HAMMER. O'Malley: [Gasping] Help? Love it. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Pretty soon, all of them are completely naked including the dog, who takes his leash off.. [The tree branch Pooh is climbing on snaps apart] In their first and only feature-length motion picture. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Frou-Frou: Oh, Roquefort, I've beenso worried about you. Hurry, hurry! Poppycock, man! Lafayette:Okay,man, let's charge. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies the aristocrats. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them. Then we see a picture of Walt Disney]. Edgar Balthazar: Must be round here somewhere. Not one single clue at all. Being British, I wouldhave preferred sherry. Georges Hautecourt: Adelaide, that,that music. O'Malley:Hey! And then the guy goes, "The Aristocrats." Back off, girls. And we were all ridingand bouncing along--. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Edgar! Roquefort: Must keep still. I, me, after-- No. Naturellement! Now, you want to grow up to be lovely,charming ladies and gentlemen. Choo-choo-choo-choo,choo-choo-choo-choo. O'Malley:[offscreen]Look, I'mgonna need help right away. Now don't panic. It's time to get rid of these cats all the way to Timbuktu once and for all. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. The cat cowers against the wall, shaking in fear. Mother's going towork for Mr. O'Malley. Toulouse: I was havinga funny dream. August 12, 2005 Hey, hold up there. Judy Gold: People can get up on stage if they want to, you know, finger my niece or touch my nephew's penis. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. Its release marks the completion and end of something, or perhaps several things, though what, exactly, is difficult to determine or O'Malley: "Basted"? Not bad,eh, Frou-Frou old girl? And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin', Learn More About The New Episode - Japanese Toilets. Big Man O'Malleyis back in his alley. You've got it! You are a great talent. You know Edgaris so fond of all of usand takesvery good care of us. All right. Let'sget back into the basket, all of us! Amelia: What beautiful countryside,Abigail. Why, oh, why, is he allowing this to happen!" Oh, dear. Duchess: You know something,Thomas, your friends arereally delightful. Stop! Clickety-clickety-clickety. O'Malley: It sure was,and what a finale. Mark Elliott: Coming to video. Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video invites you back into the world where toys come to life. Girls! Andy Richter: And they eat the poop off the floor. Edgar Balthazar:[offscreen]Now, my little pesky pets. Very poetic. [Backfiiring Continues][Engine Sputtering,Backfiring][Engine Backfiring]. John Leader: Walt Disney had a special gift [Clips of "Pinocchio", "Cinderella" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" are revealed] for taking classic stories with memorable characters and turning them into magical movies. Napoleon: Mm-mm. I was on his show he said it wasn't a taped show, but we, like, did a show yeah, it was his office. Beau Weaver: And here's what's new from Disney Interactive. Gee! Duchess: Thomas, this is Ameliaand Abigail Gabble. Tsk! Mm. Ahh! Oh, where am I? Genie Chorus: [singing] There's a festival in Agrabah! It wasn't a dream, was it? Release date We can bring in people from the past, because we can do that now you know they got those commercials with Humphrey Bogart and all that other bullshit. The father bends the kid over the guy's desk and starts taking him from behind, which isn't right. Oh! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Oh, indeed I do. O'Malley: Now look, kids. [baby begins to cry] Yeah I didn't like it that much myself. Sam:[offscreen]Well, Mac, this must be the trunk, eh? Duchess:Oh, no, no. O'Malley: All right, step lively! Fisherman's luck. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! Uncle Waldo: [Screaming]Abigail! And that's the act. Which pets liveon cream and loving pats? Genghis Kahn, for god sakes. Scat Cat:Come on, cats! Anyway, it's much longerthan I'd ever live. [onscreen]Down underneath here. He says, "What do you do?" Gilbert Gottfried: And then the talent agent says, "That's awful. Good. Come along for rapping and roaring with some furry bears. ", T. Sean Shannon: "Well, you can't say that.". O'Malley: No, no. Where are you? Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Amelia: Uncle Waldo. And those eyes of yours. [offscreen]Duchess and the kittensare in trouble! Andy Richter: And the man says "The Aristocrats" [long pause] and did I mention that two of the men are probably Jews? I'm the only cat of my kind. Lafayette:Oh, but Napoleon, we done bitsix tires today. Mark Elliott: "Muppet Treasure Island". Elizabeth blair explores the dark world of comedy. Over a hundred comedians are invited to discuss the joke and the role of taboos in humour. Mark Elliott: But a band of notorious thieves. Huh? He could have arms like Popeye. It's like a hemorrhaging sh*t-ass. Georges Hautecourt:Very well. Huh. It's awful and some blood starts dripping down her leg. Rita Rudner: Where did these people find employment? Web. We want to hear it. It was a little oldcricket bug. After it! O'Malley:[offscreen]Hey, cool it, you little tiger. Duchess: Marie, darling. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughs]Oh, Georges! Sorry, it was half We're geese. O'Malley: You know something? And bring back f***ing major world leaders of the past 60 years, like Hitler. The Aristocrats Joke, Card Trick. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing] Oh, Berlioz. Frollo: [Turns Quasimodo to him] You don't know what it's like out there. [after Wendy Liebman describes a normal family act]. Are you sure we can'tget home tonight? Winnie the Pooh! Stupid cat! And the talent agent goes, So what kind of act do you do? The father starts taking his shirt and jacket off. The scene is stomach-churning, and thats the point. Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. She plays Chopin's third movement, in B minor. Roquefort: Duchess, kittens, gone? I lie on a chaise lounge, naked, reading sonnets from Shakespeare, and my third sister, she makes a painting very similar to Decroix's 'The Girl'." The kid starts spinning around in a circle cause he can't control it. Phoebus: She's very lucky to have a friend like you. 4:04. This is a family who are raping their own children, and performing bestiality! Duchess: Good evening,Monsieur Roquefort. Duchess: Another flight intothe fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley? It doesn't matter what it's called! Georges Hautecourt:Very good. What made them think this was entertaining! Gee, I'm cold and I'm w-wet. And it's gonna stop for passengersrighthere. [to Roquefort] Strike one. ", George Carlin: The joke leads me down one path and then it switches the path on me suddenly and hits me with a hammer. The entire joke was a lampoon of the wealthy elite. WebThe Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Naturellement! [ Humming ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de--Oops! I've got to getthose things back tonight. Clickety. It's a motorcycle. Hugo: [Spits the straw and feathers out of its mouth] Man! O'Malley:Maybe just a short, sweetgoodbye would be easiest. Berlioz [offscreen] I wish we were homewith Madame right now. Georges Hautecourt: Wha--? It doesn't matter if they're boys or girls they're gonna be used anyway Bob Saget: - as nothing more than a hole. He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. Roquefort:Oh, boy! That'spretty corny, though, huh? Edgar Balthazar: The police say it wasa professional, masterful job. [ Laughing ]. Right? Otto Peterson: [talking through his ventriloquist's dummy] Have you ever noticed that when you kick your girlfriend in the C*NT she calls the cops? And I'm not a man either. Duchess: Now, now, darlings. Evening, Edgar. But I was so surethat I heard them. The aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Edgar stabs a mound of hay with a pitchfork. Oh, oh--Oh, Uncle Waldo,you're just too much. Duchess: (offscreen; chuckling)Yes. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Thank you, Edgar. You know. Scram! It begins, traditionally, with a family that auditions for a talent agency. [Whispering]Can you keep a secret? Edgar Balthazar: Great. "Slip of the hand, dreamland.". I'm outta here! This joke typically has these elementsalternative versions may change this form. Jasmine: [singing] We're eventually getting married! Roquefort:Oh, now, wait a minute,fellas. sporkythespaz. Edgar opens the door. She loves us very much. Obviously a philanderer who trifleswith unsuspecting women's hearts. Look at this! Edgar Balthazar: Could we take the elevatorthis time, sir? An inside look at the long-standing, transgressive joke amongst comedians called The Aristocrats. Frollo: [To Phoebus, unimpressed] Look at that disgusting display. A family walks in to a talent. O'Malley runs and Edgar chases him. All aboard for Paris! [We transition to the Sega Genesis version of the level, "Really Inside the Claw Machine", where Woody's game play is in first-person mode] It's "the most amazing 16-bit game ever made". Georges Hautecourt: Let go of my cane, man! Brian Cummings: Plus singing and swinging with the frogs. Duchess: [Laughing]Oh, darling. You never miss. Ooh! Roquefort:Duchess! Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! In The Aristrocrats, Saget stole the show with one of the filthiest jokes ever committed to film. Toulouse, where are you? Web295K views, 1.9K likes, 423 loves, 1.2K comments, 1.4K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Brandon Rogers: THE ARISTOCRATS JOKE Marie: Come on, guys, lets all start meowing. Duchess:Oh, Thomas, Thomas,that would be wonderful. I'll show you a little bit later. Abigail: So first, you must gainself-confidenceby striking outon your own. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the aristocrats. You don't suppose--. The real joke is, it's not a Hold on! O'Malley: Trouble? The comedy stems from the middle section of the joke, where the comedian aims to get a reaction from the audience in spite of the disgusting acts being related. 1 Mar. "I just want to end by saying education and family values are very important," the comedian said. Napoleon: You can just be replaced,you know. Berlioz: Mama, do we have towaddle like they do? The garbage canswhere common kitties play. Duchess: Now, now, my darling. I'll decide what it was. Edgar Balthazar:Duchess,wherever have you been? The Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Yeah. It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is revealed to be remarkably vulgar and offensive in nature, with the punch line revealing that they incongruously. Absolutely. Sue Kolinsky: Once for Hannukah he gave me a box of slim Tampax, and he says, "Leave them out so men will think you're really tight.". Roquefort: Don't come in! Abigail: You know, deary, your husband is very charmingand very handsome. O'Malley: [Gasping]Alrighty, whatever. Ooh, it's them shoes again. O'Malley:[offscreen]That was justa lucky break for me, baby. Roquefort:[ Muttering ]Why did I listen to that O'Malley cat!? I guess youcan't win 'em all. I hit her with an ax handle, burn her c*nt with a curling iron, put a fish hook through my cock, f*** her, kill her, and take a sh*t on her dead body! The 100 Best Albums of 2022, But thats a whole other story, he deadpanned. O'Malley: [ Chuckles ]Keep your whiskers up, Toulouse Ol'Tiger. [Screen fades from black, revealing a clip of the 1995 Disney Interactive trailer where two children are at a computer playing the "Pocahontas" Animated Storybook game. O'Malley: [sighs] Duchess, there's something I need to ask you. Everything is going to be all right. Come on. Where did the blood come from? Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! Toulouse:Yeah. It's very niceof you. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Duchess: Oh, no more, please. [offscreen]Toulouse? Georges Hautecourt:[Chuckles] Of course. This article is about the offensive joke known as "The Aristocrats". Edgar! Napoleon: Hush your mouth, you idiot. In the 2005 documentary the aristocrats, bob saget stole the show with a wildly inappropriate take on a classic joke. Duchess: [Laughing]Why, monsieur,your name seems to coverall of Europe. And certainly no one can do this betterthan my faithful servant, Edgar. Uncle Waldo: Girls, it's outrageous! You know, they make the morningradiant and light. [offscreen]Any womanwould like it. Duchess: Oh, I'll be so gladwhen we get back home. Because you're probably saying, if you have any sense of human decency, "Well, why didn't he stop them the minute he saw the father unzipping his pants!" I don't understand why he would say that. You know, your country chateau? He tries to shut it, but the alley cats attack]. Toulouse: Is there anything we can do tohelp you,Mr. O'Malley, huh? I don't mind if I refuse to wish you to sue anyone. Berlioz? [offscreen] Lafayette,what in tarnation you trying to do!? Merrill Markoe: They have sex in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses. [The movie logo appears one last time] "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". Duchess! I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House". What's all the whis--whispering about, huh? WebThis 19th-century aristocrat was a spoiled rich boy who never grew up and a man who would often take delight in other peoples misfortune. You just hide over there and youleave the rest to J. Thomas O'Malley. Georges Hautecourt: Will, eh? Scat Cat: [ Trumpet Blaring ][ Laughing ]Well, looky here. Don't be frightened. Duchess: (offscreen)Oh, yes, Monsieur O'Malley. You should pronounce my name correctly. Lafayette:Well, c'est la guerre,Napoleon. Thief #2: [singing] Pull up an easy chair! Say "cheese. Thank goodnessit was only a dream. I've never seen you three here before. I'm tryin'to get to shore. Which pets are blessed withthe fairest forms and faces? The joke itself generally begins with a family auditioning for a talent agency. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. It's a totally different show. Mark Elliott: Introducing Pixar and "Disney's Animated Storybook: Toy Story" on CD-ROM. [Reading]"Prime Country Goose a la Provencal. " I mean it's surprising they haven't that they're not all in jail! 1 of 3 The Artistocrats Show More Show Less 2 of 3 Co-creator Penn Jillette arrives at the premiere of the film "The Aristocrats", Tuesday, July 26, 2005, in New York. Ow! They showaristocatic bearing. The Aristocats! O'Malley: Well, now, uh--What I meant-- You see, l--. Edgar Balthazar: Ah, good day, sir. Abigail: Silly you! O'Malley jumps into the trunk]. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now, my pets,a little closer together. Duchess:[ Sighing ]I don't know what to say. Edgar Balthazar:You came back? Lafayette: [offscreen;chuckling]This time, I get the tender part. Marie: Oh! The talent agent goes, Hmm, thats an interesting act,' Gottfried says. I've only got one. I'm the leader! Ooh! O'Malley: Duchess and kittens in trouble? I-l mean, eat--Eat well, of course. - What? You don't know the way! [The workers take the trunk and drive away. Smile. [1] It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is revealed to be remarkably vulgar and offensive in nature, with the punch line revealing that they incongruously bill themselves as "The Aristocrats". Let's rock the joint! Toulouse: Sorry, Ol'Black face. This clip was included in a documentary about the joke, also called The Aristocrats, which featured various actors and comedians retelling their versions of the joke, as well as shedding some light on its origins. Your father is trapped within their world. Now, please, darling, settle down,and play meyour pretty little song. And I always throw in that. I can walk into NBC tomorrow and say I have a dysfunctional family idea. The zygote goes through a process of becoming an. Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. Duchess: No poetry to cover the situation,Monsieur O'Malley? Mark Elliott: The "Toy Story: Animated Storybook" and "Toy Story: The Video Game", from Disney Interactive! Lafayette:This sure beats runnin', Napoleon. 2023. Toulouse: Gee, Marie, why'd youhave to fall off the bridge? 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