And because the AIDS epidemic was also on the rise at the time, Barney, who was largely seen as effeminate, also became aliteralpunching bag for misdirected hatred pointed toward gay men. This ain't fault of the dumb Barney Shoot the script writer countlessly in the head making sure that he is dead, Put him in a old chest Freezer then run it through Scrap Baler, How about the Jimmy Hoffa Treatment whatever and however that was done, Throw him into Volcano about to Erupt well Done Dino, Use liquid Hydrogen frreze him sold drop out of Airplane watch him shatter to Ittsy Bittsy pieces, Drop a Boulder on him like with the Roadrunner/Coyote, I ARREST YOU,YOU ARREST ME,WERE T HE CORRPT BIDEN FAMILY,WITH CRROKED DEALS WITH CHINA,AND BILL GATES,AND MINAH, Have him launched on a faulty Rocket into Space BOOM, Broo Barney is for babies and Barney is gay and creepy TYSM FOR MAKING THIS A SONG LIKE BARNEY IS DUMB IF BARNEY WAS REAL DINOSAUR AND HE SEES THIS HE WOULD CRY TO HIS MOM LIKE THE CRYBABY HE IS WITH HIS UGLY PURPLE AND GREEN DINOSAUR SELF BTW ONLY PURPLE IS MY FAVE COLOR BUT GREEN NTY. .everyone says the purple one is gay, people said that of the CareBears too . I hate Barney. Tommy Avallone Kids, kids, KIDS! Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur, open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur boom! I HATE U, U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND A BULLET THROUGH HIS HEAD SORRY CHILDREN BARNEY DEAD. The demon lord Bharne, servant of the malevolent alien High Magus of Lyra, has commenced his assault on the human race, reads the cover description of The Jihad to Destroy Barney. Under the benevolent guise of the childrens television host Barney the Dinosaur, Bharne seeks to destroy the minds of children and adults and bind them to his tyrannical will., 4. Like maybe the thing that was a feature in the short-term was a bug in the long-term. Barney Barney Barney You must DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! It will be up to viewers to decide whether the failure to thoroughly explore its biggest contentions makes I Love You, You Hate Me borderline offensive once youre paralleling Barney haters with the white supremacist march in Charlottesville, that line is really blurry or just flawed, on top of a clumsy structure and major sourcing problems, in a documentary that probably wont inspire either extreme in its title. Barney is the reason I can make it through the day, so butt out nasty people! i am a kid and scince the age of 6 i have thought barney was a huge pedophile in a suit like the tellitubbies. Provide quotes to support the facts you mention. The voice of Barney and the actor operating the costume were two different people. You hate me. United States In 1988, a stay-at-home mom invents a purple dinosaur and starts a phenomenon; at the same time, American society is on the precipice of a new, darker era in television, and the creator's family will never be the same again. Of course I realize that, Logical. it just kills you. ps Barney suckz ballz, barneyy-suks c*** so lets go an kill barney with a base ball bat an a gun to his head sorry kids barneys dead. 2023 Vox Media, LLC. Larry and Leora Rifkin behind the scenes. Doot doot doot. And then lets go outside and kill mice. r0fl i agree sorta with each one of you but i cant stand it i babysit to! It's the only possible explanation for these incredible numbers. Avallones documentary needs to be both and yet that duality keeps it from doing either thing well. Was there an undercurrent of homophobia to hatred of Barney? Sorry kids but stupid Barney's dead! I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a baseball bat and a 4-by-4 sorry kids barney is dead! A.Balarney. Also, the computer screen savers at each terminal in a computer science lab at my college consisted of Barney saying "uh-hauh" and getting shot dead. I hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney with a double barrel shotgun blow him through the door no more purple dinosaur. The first individual to wear the costume as former mime David Voss, who credited his niche trade with the shows executives trusting he could both act and operate the heavy suit at the same time. Tommy Avallone with Kyle Nelson, Jeff Ayers and Carey Stinson. 'Barney' Docuseries 'I Love You, You Hate Me' Uncovers Dark Side of Kids Show variety 1.4K 230 comments Bob West, a Barney performer who stepped into costume for the happy purple dinosaur David Prowse did in fact have a high, almost squeaky tenor voice. Are they any good? Godzilla STOMP STOMP SPLAT SPLAT,SMEAR SMASH,SQUISH SQUISH CRUSH CRUSH,CRUNCH CRUNCH, Bear beat bash bash,batter batter boom,no more purple Dino in the room,smash smash,splat plat and crunch,black and blue Dino in the bunch, Guys, i have a good one!!! Now that purple freak is dead! Overall, I give the song a 7.5 out of 10: I hate stupid barny I think he should be dead right now he even went to jail well hell he should be dead! Peacock "barney if you're reading this"of course he's not and "Copy and paste this bunny to help him kill Barney"?? there is no good side in barney. He went through racism. this is rubbish, u think this is violent!!!!? In a Netflix comedy by Katharine McPhees stepdaughter. Barney to the floor No more purple dinosaur Now that is a parody!!!!! Mad Hatter will you and the March Hare stuff the Doremouse into the Teapot? Joyner, who played Barney the longest of any actor, also worked as a tantric sex instructor. With a knife and a bat and a 2 by 4, no more purple dinosaur". We don't tolerate abrasive/nasty/condescending commentary on here, especially inane chatter like what is going on in this parody comment thread. If I ever found him I'd stick 4x4's up his ass,[hmm on second thought, he'd like that too much] no I'd shoot him with my double barrel shot gun ! I think your song is funny and if you have kids when you grow up always never let them watch Barney cuz how stupid he is! Jim, who reportedly suffered from depression, would eventually die by suicide. Thanks for posting this useful information. You kill the purple dinosaur. They're going to be deleted, Well, in answer to your question, "? no. Lyrics: I Hate You, you hate me, lets get together And Kill Barney! I came across this site as I searched for lyrics to "That's What An Island Is" and I'm leaving it very disappointed in your generation. Lets get together and kill Barney GET OVER IT! Your effort and contribution in providing this feedback is much Barney Theme Song Parody. Barney s dead, Just use a Harpoon on his a big harpoon and learn how to skin and dress a big purple Dinosour, Put him in a big cannon aim for the b moon BOOM he misses the moon ends up on Mars Marvin Disinigrates him with his Acme Disinigreating Pistol, I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME WE'LL ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,A BLOW GUN AND POISON DARTS,AND HAUL HIM OFF A HORSE DRAWN CART, BARNEYS DEAD,IN A COFFIN BED,SOME WENT BLEW OFF HIS HEAD,AND TO THE CEMETARY WE WILL RACE,AND BURY HIM INA PIANO CASE. So if you don't have anything kind to say, then please go somewhere else. I apologise to all and anyone whom I may have offended, and I'm sorry for causing a disruption (me or otherwise), upon this well-written parody, Barney-"hating", and perfectly designed website (http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/barney0.shtml). Barney started world war three. . . In elementary school, we used to sing this: I hate you. By tapping into an under-served, fresh-out-of-diapers demographic, Leach became fabulously wealthy, eventually selling the company for $275 million. Its a reasonable point at first, but one the documentary overplays, especially when theres so much odd, specific stuff about the show to mine here. Once the show reached certain popularity, Leach became the breadwinner of her household, and her husband Jim left his high-paying job to become a stay-at-home dad. lol, you guys SO DUMB retared if u like barney harress those kids after the show like watch u one day in the bed with barney, i hate you, you hate me , i pushed barney up a tree, with a 1shot, 2 shot, 3 shot 4,.. no more purple donisore. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. .what century were you born in? i hate barney he had 10 guys and i girl play him and they all went to rehab and jail i WONDER WHYYYY!!! This one, by itself has 270 comments (90%!) I Love You, You Hate Me is a 2022 limited documentary streaming television series directed by Tommy Avallone and produced by Trent Johnson. Director Tommy Avallone in front of Smodcastle Cinemas. It's obvious as that. WHOOSH. Original language But when they were asked why they did *motions to the air* all of this, men young and old hinted at a fear of being replaced. Word 4eva! . Nor did it have to do with the kids who obsessively watched it (for all intents and purposes, we turned out fine!). Metacritic, which uses a weighted average, assigned a score of 65 out of 100 based on six critics, indicating "generally favorable reviews".[15]. I love you you love me barney gave me hiv it started wiht a hug and ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur, I hate you. Barney once told children "Strangers are friends you haven't met yet." These $350 sessions were exclusively offered to female clients and lasted between three and four hours, all with the intention of helping women to reconnect with their spiritual energy through tantric touch, Joyners website advertises. Y'all leave Mr. Purps be! Leon and Wanda return to Los Angeles to find their neighbor at the center of a civil war between Franklin and Louie and Jerome. I Love You, You Hate Me. Let's get together and kill Barney. What's wrong with barnie??? omg u r just sooooooooo LOSER! Hey thugs, try hugs! I have to babysit my 4-year-old sister and we have to watch the stupid purple dinosaur on TV. Nay, the horrors surrounding Barney came from the world he was stepping intoone that couldnt deal with how genuinely wonderful he is?? dear Barney haters, get a f^^kin' life instead of being big babies about that dinosaur. Me: I'm a superstar! Ya haters must be Trump folks. Then there'll be no dinasour. duh. I hate you. Barney was created in 1988 by a Texas mom . He is an amazing smart, kind individual. To say that I hate Zoey would not be shocking to anyone but I hate Ted even more in this season. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with an alto saxophone, and blow it into his ear, now Barney can not hear. between the lines to you? Okay, sorry about what happened about the last message I had posted; someone (I have no idea whom) had used my "name", so please forgive me of that comment. What Sheryl didnt know at the time was that Patrick was being bullied because of his association with the childrens show. All Rights Reserved. Share your meaning with community, make it Doot doot doot. "I Hate You, You Hate Me": Children's Responses to Barney the Dinosaur Article Sidebar. . It started with a kiss but Barney wanted more! 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